Kate Upton’s primary asset? Tits… that’s really it. Oh no, I’m not complaining, I mean… okay. Let me just be honest with you. As the proud owner of a pair of DDs, I’m really just as much into big tits as any other tit-guy or tit-girl, for that matter. I don’t really get down on tiny supermodel tits… but there is something to be said for those adorable pairs of tits that seem to be the perfect handful. However, there is a lot more to be said for an enormous rack, that jiggles around when someone like Kate Upton so much as takes a deep breath.
I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little bit more squishy around the edges since the last time she was in Sports Illustrated either. I like the bigger ass on her, and as y’all know, because I know I’ve whispered my dirty secret in your ear tons… I love girls with meat on their bones. Besides a great pair of tits, I also love a nice thick pair of pussy lips… it’s more for me to lick ad play with. Almost every girlfriend I’ve ever had was of the big titty-variety. Alas, though Kate Upton and I probably won’t ever get together for a playdate, the least we can do is watch her bend over and fall out of her bikini on the beach.