Olivia Munn is like, every nerdboy’s biggest fantasy: and there are probably a few older guy fans of her out there who are just like, “Uh, why?” Well, dudes, there used to be this magical place on the cable networks, where everyone used to watch old cult favorite movies, watch video game reviews and exposés… it was wonderful, and grand, and G4 was its name. It was like the channel for video game enthusiasts, and its biggest show was Attack of the Show, co-hosted by Olivia Munn, whom like, every gamer in the world wanted to nail.
So when myself, and tons of other nerds see Olivia Munn strolling down the sidewalk, looking all New York chic in shades of black and gray, ripped blue jeans… sweater all hanging down and whatnot… well… that’s plenty. But add to that she’s not wearing a bra, and it’s obviously a bit chilly outside… it’s like, omg, I have such a wetty right now. And pretty much all my guy friends, as they are of the gamer variety, feel pretty much the same way I do. Olivia Munn is like, Olivia Yummmm.